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corpsepose:

happy easter

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

04.22.14 ♥ 152593

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

04.22.14 ♥ 157794

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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neptunain:

people are going to start walking around with unlit cigarettes after this dumb fucking movie premiers i just know it

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safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

04.21.14 ♥ 89700

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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rnints:

im gonna do something productive today *spends an hour reorganizing phone apps*

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